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Generate Dossier Data & Methodology: Living counts & Race/Ethnicity from the 2020 U.S. Census First Name release; birth history, gender

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In 2021, my colleague (and fellow cinephile), Dylan Simon, saw me put a “sales funnel” in a slide deck and

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Eons ago, MySpace enabled two consenting users to publicly agree if their relationship status was ‘Complicated’ — essentially announcing they

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