What the heck is a Mystic Cue Ball?
My daughter came home with a Magic 8 Ball the other day, and it gave her the classic “Ask again later.” Which got me thinking: if this toy were invented today, it wouldn’t just make you ask again later, it would make you wait 5 minutes, unless of course you were willing to pay $4.99 for the Pro Edition that unlocks unlimited wisdom.
So, naturally, I built the Mystic Cue Ball: a parody with a business model so lopsided it makes Candy Crush look generous.
Instead of the Magic 8 Ball’s 10 affirmatives, 5 negatives, and 5 non-answers, mine delivers just 1 yes, 1 no, and 18 non-answers. Because nothing says “fun” like disappointment on repeat.
Why sell a toy once when you can monetize “uncertainty” forever?
